Title: Two Against the World (Parts 1-9)
Rating: Overall NC-17
Pairing: Kojuurou/Masamune
Warnings: Uh ...ghei. Lots of it. Also porn. With vague attempts at plot here and there and trying to fill in the huge history gap SB leaves us with. Mostly, I just wrote porn, though. I'm not going to lie =_=;; Oh yes, and glorious rape of Date Masamune's wiki page.
Notes: Special thanks to evocates for looking over this for me \o/

( no matter what they say, i'm still the king )

Title: Two Against the World (Parts 10-18)
Rating: Overall NC-17
Pairing: Kojuurou/Masamune
Warnings: Uh ...ghei. Lots of it. Also porn. With vague attempts at plot here and there and trying to fill in the huge history gap SB leaves us with. Mostly, I just wrote porn, though. I'm not going to lie =_=;; Oh yes, and glorious rape of Date Masamune's wiki page.
Notes: Special thanks to evocates for looking over this for me \o/

( and now the storm is coming, the storm is coming in )

Decided to do some writing, so I used the prompts from table #8 here (1fandom) and sat down and wrote all my prompts in a few hours @_@a Needless to say my brain is quite liquidated, and I'm quite sure these suck.

Anywho...

Fandom: Sengoku Basara
Overall Rating: R
Theme: Set #8; 1-50
General Warnings: crack, ghei, angst, rape and abuse of historical facts for my own nefarious purposes, some non-con, some porn, some het., ajf;ajf; just go on and read if you want =_=a; pairings & characters are next to each prompt if you want to skip around to the ones you like.

( this is not the time to start a new love )

YOU: Give me a fandom and a pairing in a comment.
I: Write ten fics, each ten words or less, based on these prompts ~>

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic
4. Crossover
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humour
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST


I love a challenge >]

Wanted to write ...anything again orz Anyway ruxi linked me to this image, and this was the piece of writing that resulted.

Title: The Mannequin
Rating: PG-13

( This is Her Story )

2009 PORN MEME!!


*Step 1* ~ Comment with just a porny image of your choice (either a link or the image itself).

*Step 2* ~ Have short fic written for it.

[if I don't know the pairing or series, you'll get porn for it still... just ooc porn XDa]

( Example )

These are the results of various porn-offs o/ Which is basically a group of us that get together and give each other requests then try to fulfill as quickly as possible.

I apologize for the general crack and awful T_Ta ...please ignore. AND VERY UNEDITED.

Pairing: Elizabeth (from Gintama)/fainn
Rating: R
Requester: ...sweet revenge :3
Warnings: Crack, brain melt, brain hurt, brain owwies. Real person-insert. Furry?

( Love is Pain )

Pairing: Gamma (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)/Bossun (Sket Dance)
Rating: R
Requester: botling
Warnings: Crack, brain melt, brain hurt, brain owwies. Crossover.

( Love is Pure )

Pairing: Vampire!Fai (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles)/Hibari (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Rating: R
Requester: queen_qing
Warnings: Crack, brain melt, brain hurt, brain owwies. Crossover.

( Love is Cruel )

Pairing: Lockon (Lyle)/Allelujah (Season 2 Gundam 00)
Rating: R
Requester: elraine
Warnings: Smut and slash. No Mariiiiiiiiieeeeeee! :/

( Love is Tragic )


Pairing: Grell (Black Butler)/ General Marian Cross (D. Gray-man)
Rating: R
Requester: stormcoming
Warnings: Smut and slash. Violence and disturbing themes. Possible necrophilia maybe =_=

( Love is Humility )

So I finally got around to some birthday/requested fics T_____T sorry it took so long. RL raped me up the bum for a while DX please accept my apologies in poorly written fic ?

Title: Running on Autopilot
Rating: R
Pairing: Shouichi/Spanner
Fandom: Reborn!
Requester: queen_qing
Prompt: None; Late Birthday fic for Qingy ^_^
Warnings: Smut.

( Running on Autopilot )


Title: 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
Rating: R
Pairing: Bansai/Takasugi
Fandom: Gintama
Requester: paako
Prompt: 3-Z!Takasugi & Bansai losing their virginity in the back of a van to the song "Stairway to Heaven" and while high ...don't ask me how this idea came about @_@
Warnings: Canon-AU. Crack.

( 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings )

Title: Wrapped Our Love in All This Foil
Rating: R
Pairing: Takasugi/Itou
Fandom: Gintama
Requester: dodgerscrubs
Prompt: None; Late Birthday fic for Vie ^_^
Warnings: Smut, angst (because it's Itou)

( Wrapped Our Love in All This Foil )

Title: He Laughs
Rating: R
Pairing: Sakamoto/Gintoki
Fandom: Gintama
Requester: skycatcher
Prompt: None; Late Birthday fic for Jamie ^_^
Warnings: Lulzy smut.

( He Laughs )

Title: Crossroads
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hibird, Hibari
Fandom: Reborn!
Requester: kidouche
Prompt: Crossroads; Late Birthday fic for Ashley ^_^
Warnings: None o/

( Crossroads )

Title: Satisfy This Hungriness
Rating: R
Pairing: Takasugi/Katsura
Fandom: Gintama
Requester: 0300am
Prompt: "Sleep Together" By: Garbage; for Pinky ^_^
Warnings: Smut again -_-;;

( Satisfy This Hungriness )

Title: He's Got the Moves
Rating: R
Pairing: Schnei-tan/Erie
Fandom: Code Geass
Requester: elraine
Prompt: None; for Erie ^_^
Warnings: ...crack, smut, mary sue insert by the name of Erie; written for lulz and because she didn't think I'd actually do it >3

( He's Got the Moves )

Title: The One in Which Sebastian is Mistaken for Being a Giant Cake
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sebastian/Ciel ...-ish
Fandom: Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler
Requester: fainn
Prompt: "Don't Touch what Lau is Smoking"; since Fainn never gave me a bday request, I just did your request thinger as a bday present but I'm unsure how high you wanted the rating to go ^_^;;
Warnings: ...whatever is in Lau's pipe & everything else is just vague implication. Take it however you'd like >_>a

( The One in Which Sebastian is Mistaken for Being a Giant Cake )

Let me tantalize you with my fail!ficcing! No seriously! I need the practice T_T Can't guarantee quality or length, but I do try :<

Please use the following format:

<b>Fandom:</b> <b>Pairing:</b> <b>Prompt:</b> <b>Max. Rating:</b> <b>Details:</b>

So ...I collected requests from a few people to get writing again, and this is my collection of fail :3

General Warnings: Smut, crack, spelling/grammar errors from my poor editing, uh...mostly a lot of crack and general suck T_T;;

Title: Have it Your Way
Rating: PG
Fandom: Eyeshield 21
Pairing: Kisaragi+Gaou
Requester: botling

( Have it Your Way )


Title: That Thing We Don't Talk About
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Pairing: Tsukushi+Usui
Requester: gorogoro

( That Thing We Don't Talk About )

Title: Friday Nights at the Millefiore Base
Rating: R
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Pairing: Byakuran/Irie/Spanner...in a chat room.
Requester: queen_qing

( Friday Nights at the Millefiore Base )

Title: Gay Chicken
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Joui!Takasugi/Joui!Katsura
Requester: ignipotent

( Gay Chicken )

Title: What Looks so Strong so Delicate
Rating: R
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Pairing: Shou-chan/Spanner
Requester: I...forgot.

( What Looks so Strong so Delicate )

Title: The Revolution Will Begin This Saturday Night
Rating: PG
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Bansai+Takasugi...vaguely
Requester: herit; based off this cracky image.

( The Revolution Will Begin This Saturday Night )

Title: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Code Geass
Pairing: Schneizel/Kanon
Requester: queen_qing

( All the King's Horses and All the King's Men )

Title: Dressed in All Your Shame
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Pairing: Byakuran/Hibari ...yeah =_=
Requester: queen_qing

( Dressed in All Your Shame )

Title: The Unrequited Dream a.k.a A Tale of Cock-block and Woe
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: 3-Z!Bansai/Takasugi crack...with Nizou cameo /)_(\;; ...idek
Requester: paako based off this image.

( The Unrequited Dream a.k.a A Tale of Cock-block and Woe )

whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut did I write? =_= Sorry there will be stuff in here that isn't Gintama after this. I swear. Just written for Bansai's birthday >_>;

Title: The Romance of Our Assassination
Rating: R
Pairing: Bansai/Takasugi
Warnings: Made of blatant suck and lots of tired. Also, adult situations and a bit smutty. Just a bit.
Author's Notes: Meant to be porn, but it kind of veered... so it's not really that porny. *cough*

( The Romance of our Assassination )

written for paako who requested ban/taka porn to NIN's "Discipline" ...ahaha.. also tipsy so may not make sense when I'm sober \o\

( I don't know where I end )

Random Glo/Havoc drabbly thing for stormcoming

Sorry it's so short and un-finished DX I'm really sleepy. Will write again tomorrow!

( Glo/Havoc )

Here, have some comfort porn for some of my f-list \o\ I've been promising these for a while, and well... excuse the short, lazy awfulness of all these drabbles. Haha...yeah...

General Rating: R/NC-17
General Warning: Squick, wtf-ery, het., yaoi, porn, smut, crossover, piem taradoxes, confusion, more wtf-ery, some lulz, some crack, some more wtf-ery again...

( Kaguro/Ophelia for Rizu )

( Glo/Shou-chan for Shini )

( Baishana/Glo for ...myself )

( Shou-chan/Spanner for Qingy )

( (Piem Taradox) Bansai/Joui!Takasugi for Rikachu )

( Joui!Sakamoto/Joui!Gintoki for Jamie-pon )

( TYL!Tsuna/TYL!Hibari for Guru )

Title: As Fast As You Can
Author: hitokiri
Requester: actualize
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Tsuna/Kyoko…-ish.
Rating/Warning(s): G/Probably …a bit too fluffy.
Author's Notes: Sorry this was …four months late almost >_<;;;; And I am incapable of writing either heterosexual pairings or characterizing these two properly. But at least it's done >_>;;

( As Fast As You Can )

Written for dodgerscrubs because porn exchange GO! Yes, I fail epically at this couple ~_~

1.Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards
4. Do ten of these, then post them~.

( Dino/Hibari ~ Hitman Reborn! )

Written for paako to motivate her during exam time! Go out and kick butt >D ♥

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards
4. Do ten of these, then post them~.

( Bansai/Takasugi ~ Gintama )

*Christens LJ with Sket Dance porn* >D

Title: Duty Calls
Rating: R
Pairing: Agata/Tsubaki
Prompt: "Finals" from funkybrewsta
Warnings: Smut; PWPish; Lack of sleep; un-betaed; awful failure; sorry =/
Author's Notes: Speedfic porn challenge for botling and me XD;

( Duty Calls )

Title: Senso Stricto
Pairing: Takasugi/Itou
Rating: R
Recipient: ketsumetsu
Warnings: Porn. Smut. Very little plot.
Summary: It's porn -_-;

( Senso Stricto )

Title: The Long and Passionate History of the Hakushu Dinosaurs
Pairing: Marco/Kisaragi, Marco+Maruko (Maria)
Rating: R
Recipient: funkybrewsta
Warnings: Faggotry of the Dinosaur's kind. Smut . Abuse of cola. Marco being an a-hole. Written without sleep so …….yeah.
Summary: At first there was the word, and it was cola. And it was good.

( The Long and Passionate History of the Hakushu Dinosarus )