Let me tantalize you with my fail!ficcing! No seriously! I need the practice T_T Can't guarantee quality or length, but I do try :<

Please use the following format:

<b>Fandom:</b> <b>Pairing:</b> <b>Prompt:</b> <b>Max. Rating:</b> <b>Details:</b>

So ...I collected requests from a few people to get writing again, and this is my collection of fail :3

General Warnings: Smut, crack, spelling/grammar errors from my poor editing, uh...mostly a lot of crack and general suck T_T;;

Title: Have it Your Way
Rating: PG
Fandom: Eyeshield 21
Pairing: Kisaragi+Gaou
Requester: botling

( Have it Your Way )


Title: That Thing We Don't Talk About
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Pairing: Tsukushi+Usui
Requester: gorogoro

( That Thing We Don't Talk About )

Title: Friday Nights at the Millefiore Base
Rating: R
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Pairing: Byakuran/Irie/Spanner...in a chat room.
Requester: queen_qing

( Friday Nights at the Millefiore Base )

Title: Gay Chicken
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Joui!Takasugi/Joui!Katsura
Requester: ignipotent

( Gay Chicken )

Title: What Looks so Strong so Delicate
Rating: R
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Pairing: Shou-chan/Spanner
Requester: I...forgot.

( What Looks so Strong so Delicate )

Title: The Revolution Will Begin This Saturday Night
Rating: PG
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Bansai+Takasugi...vaguely
Requester: herit; based off this cracky image.

( The Revolution Will Begin This Saturday Night )

Title: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Code Geass
Pairing: Schneizel/Kanon
Requester: queen_qing

( All the King's Horses and All the King's Men )

Title: Dressed in All Your Shame
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Pairing: Byakuran/Hibari ...yeah =_=
Requester: queen_qing

( Dressed in All Your Shame )

Title: The Unrequited Dream a.k.a A Tale of Cock-block and Woe
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: 3-Z!Bansai/Takasugi crack...with Nizou cameo /)_(\;; ...idek
Requester: paako based off this image.

( The Unrequited Dream a.k.a A Tale of Cock-block and Woe )

whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut did I write? =_= Sorry there will be stuff in here that isn't Gintama after this. I swear. Just written for Bansai's birthday >_>;

Title: The Romance of Our Assassination
Rating: R
Pairing: Bansai/Takasugi
Warnings: Made of blatant suck and lots of tired. Also, adult situations and a bit smutty. Just a bit.
Author's Notes: Meant to be porn, but it kind of veered... so it's not really that porny. *cough*

( The Romance of our Assassination )

written for paako who requested ban/taka porn to NIN's "Discipline" ...ahaha.. also tipsy so may not make sense when I'm sober \o\

( I don't know where I end )

Random Glo/Havoc drabbly thing for stormcoming

Sorry it's so short and un-finished DX I'm really sleepy. Will write again tomorrow!

( Glo/Havoc )

Here, have some comfort porn for some of my f-list \o\ I've been promising these for a while, and well... excuse the short, lazy awfulness of all these drabbles. Haha...yeah...

General Rating: R/NC-17
General Warning: Squick, wtf-ery, het., yaoi, porn, smut, crossover, piem taradoxes, confusion, more wtf-ery, some lulz, some crack, some more wtf-ery again...

( Kaguro/Ophelia for Rizu )

( Glo/Shou-chan for Shini )

( Baishana/Glo for ...myself )

( Shou-chan/Spanner for Qingy )

( (Piem Taradox) Bansai/Joui!Takasugi for Rikachu )

( Joui!Sakamoto/Joui!Gintoki for Jamie-pon )

( TYL!Tsuna/TYL!Hibari for Guru )

Title: As Fast As You Can
Author: hitokiri
Requester: actualize
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Tsuna/Kyoko…-ish.
Rating/Warning(s): G/Probably …a bit too fluffy.
Author's Notes: Sorry this was …four months late almost >_<;;;; And I am incapable of writing either heterosexual pairings or characterizing these two properly. But at least it's done >_>;;

( As Fast As You Can )

Written for dodgerscrubs because porn exchange GO! Yes, I fail epically at this couple ~_~

1.Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards
4. Do ten of these, then post them~.

( Dino/Hibari ~ Hitman Reborn! )

Written for paako to motivate her during exam time! Go out and kick butt >D ♥

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards
4. Do ten of these, then post them~.

( Bansai/Takasugi ~ Gintama )

*Christens LJ with Sket Dance porn* >D

Title: Duty Calls
Rating: R
Pairing: Agata/Tsubaki
Prompt: "Finals" from funkybrewsta
Warnings: Smut; PWPish; Lack of sleep; un-betaed; awful failure; sorry =/
Author's Notes: Speedfic porn challenge for botling and me XD;

( Duty Calls )